GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©

 

 

 

 

SMÅRS, GUNNAR ANDERS^©

In care of: General Delivery, Loma Linda, California Republic^©

 

 

                            

    PRIVATE AGREEMENT                No. GAS-57921321-PA

Non-Negotiable - Private Between the Parties

PARTIES
Debtor:       SMÅRS, GUNNAR ANDERS^© trade-name (*)               Creditor:        Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©

In care of: General Delivery                                                                        In care of: General Delivery

Loma Linda [Transit via CA 92354]                                                          Loma Linda [Transit via CA 92354]

California Republic^©                                                                                   California Republic^©

 

(*GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©, also known by any and all

derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name.)                            

Debtor's Social Security Account Number: 550-27-7015

This Private Agreement is mutually agreed upon and entered into on this Twenty-first Day of the Thirteenth Moon in the Year of our Creator five thousand seven hundred Ninety-two, more or less [commonly known as the Twenty-first Day of Adar II in the Year five thousand seven hundred Thirty-six (Hebrew Calendar), and/or as the Twenty-third Day of the Third Month in the Year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred Seventy-six] between the juristic person, GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©, and any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr," hereinafter jointly and severally "Debtor," and the living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man, known by the distinctive appellation Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©, hereinafter "Creditor."

In consideration for Creditor (a) constituting the source, origin, substance, and being, i.e. basis of "preexisting claim," from which the existence of Debtor is derived, and the basis upon which Debtor functions as a transmitting utility, i.e. serves as a conduit, granting Creditor capacity for interacting, contracting, and exchanging goods and services in commerce with other artificial/juristic persons; (b) constituting the source of Debtor's assets, via the sentient existence, exercise of faculties, and labor of Creditor, which provides valuable consideration sufficient for supporting any contract whatsoever that Debtor may execute and concerning which Debtor may be regarded as bound, and (c) providing the security for payment of all sums now due and owing, and as might become due and owing, by Debtor, Debtor, for valuable consideration, does hereby and herewith Agree and Covenant that Debtor shall undertake the obligation of (i) functioning and serving as a transmitting utility for the benefit of Creditor, granting Creditor ability for engaging in commerce with other juristic persons, and (ii) indemnifying, defending, and holding Creditor harmless from and against any and all liability, claims, demands, orders, summonses, warrants, judgments, damages, costs, losses, liens, levies, depositions, lawsuits, legal actions, penalties, fines, interests, and expenses whatsoever, both absolute and contingent, due and as might become due, now existing and hereafter arising, howsoever evidenced, suffered, incurred by, and imposed on Debtor, and for whatever reason, purpose, and cause whatsoever. Debtor, for valuable consideration, does also hereby and herewith expressly acknowledge, consent, and agree that Creditor cannot and must not, under any circumstance, nor in any manner whatsoever, be deemed an accommodation party, nor a surety, for Debtor.

Words Defined: Glossary of Terms. As used in this Private Agreement, the following words and terms express the meanings set forth as follows,  non obstante:

Appellation. In this Private Agreement the term "appellation" means: A general term that introduces and specifies a particular term which may be used in addressing, greeting, calling out for, and making appeals of a particular living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man.

Conduit.  In this Private Agreement the term "conduit" signifies a means of transmitting and distributing energy and the effects/produce of labor, such as goods and services, via the name "GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR," also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name of Debtor except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr."

Creditor. In this Private Agreement the term "Creditor" means Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©.

Debtor. In this Private Agreement the term "Debtor" means GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©, also known by any and all derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr."

Derivative.  In this Private Agreement the word "derivative" means coming from another; taken from something preceding; secondary; that which has not the origin in itself, but obtains existence from something foregoing and of a more primal and fundamental nature; anything derived from another.

Ens legis. In this Private Agreement the term "ens legis" means a creature of the law; an artificial being, as contrasted with a natural person, such as a corporation, considered as deriving its existence entirely from the law.

GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR. In this Private Agreement the term "GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR" means GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©, and any and a derivatives and variations in the spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr," Common Law Copyright © 5766-current [Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew Calendar)-current; Common Law Copyright © 1950 (Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^© All Rights Reserved.

Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr. In this Private Agreement the term "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr" means the sentient, living being known by the distinctive appellation "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr." All rights are reserved re use of Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©, Autograph Common-law Copyright © 5766-current [Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew Calendar)-current; Autograph Common Law Copyright © 1950 (Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©.

Juristic person. In this Private Agreement the term "juristic person" means an abstract, legal entity ens legis, such as a corporation created by construct of law and considered as possessing certain legal rights and duties of a human being; an imaginary entity, such as Debtor, i.e. GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©, which, on the basis of legal reasoning, is legally treated as a human being for the purpose of conducting commercial activity for the benefit of a biological, living being, such as Creditor.

Living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man. In this Private Agreement the term "living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man" means the Creditor,  Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©, a sentient, living being, as distinguished from an artificial legal construct, ens legis, i.e. a juristic person, created by construct of law.

Non obstante. In this Private Agreement the term "non obstante" means: Words anciently used in public and private instruments with the intent of precluding, in advance, any interpretation other than certain declared objects, purposes.

Private Agreement. In this Private Agreement the term "Private Agreement" means the written, express, Private Agreement No. GAS-57921321-PA dated the Twenty-first Day of the Thirteenth Moon in the Year of our Creator five thousand seven hundred Ninety-two, more or less [commonly known as the Twenty-first Day of Adar II in the Year five thousand seven hundred Thirty-six (Hebrew Calendar), and/or as the Twenty-third Day of the Third Month in the Year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred Seventy-six], between Creditor and Debtor, together with all modifications of and substitutions for said Private Agreement.

Sentient, living, being. In this Private Agreement the term "sentient, living being" means the Creditor, i.e. Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©, a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man, as distinguished from an abstract legal construct such as an artificial entity, juristic person, corporation, partnership, association, and the like.

Signature. See UCC § 3-401(b) (what is considered signature).

Signed. See UCC §1-201(39) (what is considered signed).

Transmitting Utility. In this Private Agreement the term "transmitting utility" means a conduit, e.g. the Debtor, i.e. GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR^©.

UCC. In this Private Agreement the term "UCC" means Uniform Commercial Code.

This is a continuing Private Agreement and perpetuates in effect until the death, i.e. the permanent cessation of all vital functions and faculties, of Creditor.

This Private Agreement No. GAS-57921321-PA is dated: the Twenty-first Day of the Thirteenth Moon in the Year of our Creator five thousand seven hundred Ninety-two, more or less [commonly known as the Twenty-first Day of Adar II in the Year five thousand seven hundred Thirty-six (Hebrew Calendar), and/or as the Twenty-third Day of the Third Month in the Year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred Seventy-six]

Debtor's Signature

Creditor accepts Debtor's signature in accord with UCC §§ 1-201(39), 3-401 (b).

Creditor's Signature

 

[Hand signed on the original by Gunnar Anders Smars Jr^©]

 

Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5766-current [Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew Calendar)-current; Autograph Common Law Copyright © 1950 (Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr^©. Without prejudice. All Rights Reserved.

 

 

PRIVATE AGREEMENT No. GAS-57921321-PA