GUNNAR
ANDERS SMÅRS JR©
SMÅRS, GUNNAR ANDERS©
In care of: General Delivery,
HOLD HARMLESS
AND INDEMNITY AGREEMENT No. GAS-57921321-HHIA
Non-Negotiable
- Private Between the Parties
PARTIES
Debtor: SMÅRS,
GUNNAR ANDERS© trade-name (*) Creditor: Gunnar
Anders Smårs Jr©
In care of:
General Delivery
In care of:
General Delivery
Loma
Linda [Transit
(*GUNNAR
ANDERS SMÅRS JR©, also known by any and all
derivatives
and variations in the spelling of said name.)
Debtor's
Social Security Account Number: 550-27-7015
This
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement is mutually agreed upon and entered into
in this Twenty-first Day of the Thirteenth Moon in the Year of our Creator five
thousand seven hundred Ninety-two, more or less [commonly known as the Twenty-first
Day of Adar II in the Year five thousand seven hundred Thirty-six (Hebrew
Calendar), and/or as the Twenty-third Day of the Third Month in the Year of our
Lord one thousand nine hundred Seventy-six] between the juristic person, GUNNAR
ANDERS SMÅRS JR©, and any and all derivatives and variations in the
spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr," hereinafter
jointly and severally "Debtor," and the living, breathing,
flesh-and-blood man, known by the distinctive appellation Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©,
hereinafter "Creditor."
For
valuable consideration Debtor hereby expressly agrees and covenants, without
benefit of discussion, and without division, that Debtor holds harmless and
undertakes the indemnification of Creditor from and against any and all claims,
legal actions, orders, warrants, judgments, demands, liabilities, losses,
depositions, summonses, lawsuits, costs, fines, liens, levies, penalties,
damages, interests, and expenses whatsoever, both absolute and contingent, as
are due and as might become due, now existing and as might hereafter arise, and
as might be suffered/incurred by, as well as imposed on, Debtor for any reason,
purpose, and cause whatsoever. Debtor does hereby and herewith expressly
covenant and agree that Creditor shall not under any circumstance, nor in any
manner whatsoever, be considered an accommodation party, nor a surety, for
Debtor.
Words
Defined; Glossary of Terms. As used in this Hold-harmless and
Indemnity Agreement, the following words and terms express the meanings set
forth as follows, non obstante:
Appellation. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "appellation" means: A
general term that introduces and specifies a particular term which may be used
in addressing, greeting, calling out for, and making appeals of a particular
living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man.
Conduit. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "conduit" signifies a
means of transmitting and distributing energy and the
effects/produce of labor, such as goods and services, via the name "GUNNAR
ANDERS SMÅRS JR," also known by any and all derivatives and variations in
the spelling of said name of Debtor except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr."
Creditor. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "Creditor" means Gunnar
Anders Smårs Jr©.
Debtor. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "Debtor" means GUNNAR
ANDERS SMÅRS JR©, also known by any and all derivatives and
variations in the spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr."
Derivative. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the word "derivative" means
coming from another; taken from something preceding; secondary; that which has
not the origin in itself, but obtains existence from something foregoing and of
a more primal and fundamental nature; anything derived from another.
Ens legis. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "ens legis" means a creature of the law; an artificial being,
as contrasted with a natural person, such as a corporation, considered as
deriving its existence entirely from the law.
GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR"
means GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR©, and any and all derivatives and
variations in the spelling of said name except "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr,"
Common Law Copyright © 5766-current [Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew
Calendar)-current; Common Law Copyright © 1950 (Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar
Anders Smårs Jr©. All Rights Reserved.
Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr"
means the sentient, living, flesh-and-blood man identified by the distinctive
appellation "Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr." All rights are reserved re use
of Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©, Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5766-current
[Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew Calendar)-current; Autograph
Common Law Copyright © 1950 (Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©.
Hold-harmless and
Indemnity Agreement. In this Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement
the term "Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement" means this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement No. GAS-57921321-HHIA, as this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement may be amended and modified in accordance
with the agreement of the parties signing hereunder, together with all
attachments, exhibits, documents, endorsements, and schedules re this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement attached hereto.
Juristic person. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "juristic person"
means an abstract, legal entity ens legis,
such as a corporation, created by construct of law and considered as possessing
certain legal rights and duties of a human being; an imaginary entity, such as
Debtor, i.e. GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR©, which, on the basis of legal
reasoning, is legally treated as a human being for the purpose of conducting
commercial activity for the benefit of a biological, living being, such as
Creditor.
"From the earliest times the law has
enforced rights and exacted liabilities by utilizing a corporate concept - by
recognizing, that is, juristic persons other than human beings. The theories by
which this mode of legal operation has developed, has been justified,
qualified, and defined are the subject matter of a very sizable library. The
historic roots of a particular society, economic pressures, philosophic
notions, all have had their share in the law's response to the ways of men in
carrying on their affairs through what is now the familiar
device of the corporation. —— Attribution of legal rights and duties to a
juristic person other than man is necessarily a metaphorical process. And none the worse for it. No doubt, "Metaphors in law
are to be narrowly watched." Cardozo, J., in Berkey v. Third
Avenue R. Co., 244 N.Y. 84, 94. "But all instruments of thought should
be narrowly watched lest they be abused and fail in their service to
reason." See
Living, breathing,
flesh-and-blood man. In this Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement
the term "living, breathing, flesh-and-blood man" means the Creditor,
Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©, a sentient, living being, as distinguished
from an artificial legal construct, ens legis,
i.e. a juristic person, created by construct of law.
"There,
every man is independent of all laws, except those prescribed by nature. He is
not bound by any institutions formed by his fellowmen without his
consent." CRUDEN v. NEALE, 2 N.C. 338
(1796) 2 S.E. 70.
Non
obstante. In this Hold-harmless and
Indemnity Agreement the term "non obstante" means: Words
anciently used in public and private instruments with the intent of precluding,
in advance, any interpretation other than certain declared objects, purposes.
Sentient,
living being. In this Hold-harmless and
Indemnity Agreement the term "sentient, living being" means the
Creditor, i.e. Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©, a living, breathing,
flesh-and-blood man, as distinguished from an abstract legal construct such as
an artificial entity, juristic person, corporation, partnership, association,
and the like.
Transmitting
Utility. In this Hold-harmless and Indemnity
Agreement the term "transmitting utility" means a conduit, e.g. the
Debtor, i.e. GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR©.
UCC. In this
Hold-harmless and Indemnity Agreement the term "UCC" means Uniform
Commercial Code.
This Hold-harmless and
Indemnity Agreement No. GAS-57921321-HHIA is dated: the
Twenty-first Day of the Thirteenth Moon in the Year of our Creator five
thousand seven hundred Ninety-two, more or less [commonly known as the
Twenty-first Day of Adar II in the Year five thousand seven hundred Thirty-six
(Hebrew Calendar), and/or as the Twenty-third Day of the Third Month in the
Year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred Seventy-six]
Debtor: GUNNAR ANDERS SMÅRS JR©
GUNNAR ANDERS
SMÅRS JR©
Debtor's Signature
Creditor accepts Debtor's signature in
accord with UCC §§ 1-201(39), 3-401(b).
Creditor's
Signature
[Hand signed
on the original by Gunnar Anders Smars Jr©]
Autograph Common Law Copyright
© 5766-current [Autograph Common Law Copyright © 5710 (Hebrew
Calendar)-current; Autograph Common Law Copyright © 1950
(Gregorian)-current] by Gunnar Anders Smårs Jr©. Without prejudice. All Rights Reserved.
HOLD
HARMLESS AND INDEMNITY AGREEMENT No. GAS-57921321-HHIA